Sleeping Mom Awakes to Morning Sex & Cream Pie

Awoke feeling groggy as usual but that changed when I noticed three guys standing outside my bedroom window wearing black clothes. My husband had left them keys earlier saying they would fix some plumbing issues near our house while we slept peacefully inside their garage-turned-servicing-station setup right behind us, no need for masks or disguises today though;). They quietly entered through an open sliding glass door into what appeared just another sunny morning scene before chaos ensued within those four walls. What are you doing here?” But rather than responding directly, each grabbed onto different parts of me until finally holding down all five fingers firmly against mine. My pulse racing rapidly now; eyes wide shut anticipating how exactly could things go wrong so soon after waking up this nice Saturday morn instead of merely enjoying another leisurely Sunday brunch date together like every other day usually does.