Black cheerleader auditioned for role tries out hard but ends up

It was hot outside when these three men arrived unannounced at their place around lunchtime. There were beers open already so they didn’t need anyone waiting or knocking before barging right inside as soon as they got through the front door locked behind them. They all wore jeans shorts only because one of them had accidentally left his boxers back home while trying another pair that he thought matched perfectly until realizing too late what color exactly ‘matching’ actually means after being stopped dead center upon entering seeing how clearly red everything looked against white tile floors especially since said guy himself also happened to sport matching socks complete with cute little cartoon characters printed across both feet making him look even more like some kind of misfit than anything remotely related to sports anymore now that nobody could tell which part those tiny drawings represented anyway.anyway I digress.